Do not, I repeat, do not do "Madame Zaritska Predicts Your Birth Experience"...unless you want be to totally scared to EVER giver birth! Here is what that crazy woman had to say for my birth experience:
The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light green eyes and barely there brown hair.
Um...12 pounds, 11 ounces and 17 1/2 inches long? Please say a little prayer for me!
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holy crap!!!
O.M.G! Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!
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